I was going to the bathroom early one morning when I happened across two people in the hall. School has a no people of the opposite sex between blah time rule. I wear a pager for work. RAs wear pagers as well. One of the people was badly disguised as a football player. Around here, the typical football player's girlfriend looks nothing like a football player. It was so obvious that I nearly laughed. They saw me and started running for the nearest exit.